This band has been on holiday for a few weeks while Martin has been holidaying in Spain with his wife to celebrate the birthday of the lovely Kate. She’s around thirty I think. The rest of us have been far from idle. Greedy has been having an affair with a bathroom renovator, Mike has been saving innocent taxi customers (me), and Rob, well I don’t quite know what he’s been doing but I’m sure it smells like a Cuban cigar. As for me, I’ve been conducting an experiment to observe the level of atrophy one man can achieve while watching Judge Judy.